Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

by Chooj July 29, 2021

Orgasmic Face-Splat

The action of a mobile phone or tablet falling from your one handed grip and falling on your face, whilst laying back and masturbating to porn, explicit images or facetime on your phone

Rachael lost her grip on her phone, right at the moment of climax. The orgasmic face-splat meant that besides having rosy cheeks from climax she was likely to have a black eye.

by dutchrudder May 14, 2015

splander

the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.

Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.

Impossible to remove with mear scratching.

Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.

Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.

Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"

Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"

Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"

Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"

by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006

Splat cumshot

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.

by Icky Thump January 2, 2009

back splash

When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.

God damn Son! I suffered a major back splash when i dropped the kids at the pool just now! All my shit be shitty as a shitty ass mutha fucker!

by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008

splave

Divided by. This term is the word used to describe the mathematical operation of division. Similarly, "plus" is used for addition, "minus" for subtraction, and "times" for multiplication.

12 splave 2 equals 6.
6 splave 3 equals 2.

"9 ÷ 3" is read "nine splave three."

by Johnny Starlight April 15, 2005

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007