Spam celery

A term used to describe a vegetarian meal that secretly contains traces of meat. The vegetarian has no idea that he/she has totally gone against the rules of vegetarianism.

Man: Oh my god you so just ate some spam celery, not feeling so vegetarian now are you!

Vegetarian: *cries and hides from all humanity*

by david dring April 24, 2006

Spam Artist

Someone who spams a website/forum advertising a scam.

Spam Artist: Hey you gotta check us out, we offer free naked pics. Just go to (Url)!

Victim: stupid spam artist.

by BlackOpsOnline May 21, 2010

Furry Spam

What some people call Furry threads that appear in /b/

"I'm sick of all this Furry Spam" Bob yelled. Why don't they just GTFO.

by ????/b/???? September 30, 2007

spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

spam

Spiced Ham
Manufactured around the world by licensee of the HORMEL company. The exact recipe is a closey guarded secret.
Very popular in small Pacific Island countries where real meat is hard to find. In 1990 over 2 million Kilograms of spam were sold in New Zealand, Fiji, Samoa, the soloman islands, Rarotonga, tonga etc...

My god, this spam tastes good...can I have a little more spam with my Taro please

by Gavin Knight January 5, 2004

Spain

A beautiful country in southwestern Europe that has done a good job recovering from years of poverty during the Franco era and has kept its integrity and very rich culture; is the 8th largest economy in the world; native inhabitants are of mixed Nordic and Mediterranean European types; immmigrants are South Americans, Eastern Europeans, and Muslims; official language is Castillian; other languages are spoken in different regions of Spain, which includes Catalan and Galician.

Spain has a rich culture.

by Jane April 19, 2005

SPAM Rage

To receive so much SPAM that it drives one to make threats against supposed SPAM companies.

Charles Booher has a bad case of SPAM rage; he threatened DM Contact Managemen with anthrax.

by druid628 December 1, 2003