Sour Cake

When a man takes a Warhead hard candy, and crushes it up to a liquid almost. That man then takes the sugar and rubs it all over the outside of a condom and recieves oral. This causes the womans mouth to scrunch up due to the extreme sourness of the candy and she begins to bite the males penis due to sourness. The male then takes Cake and rubs it on his penis so it will become sweet and the woman will let go.

John:" Dude, I will never listen to you again. I can't belive I actually gave a Jill a Sour Cake. It hurt like a bitch when she bit it."
Bob:" Hahahahahah you should try giving her a Spicy Cake, It feels so much better."

by Cajik McDouche April 28, 2008

sour patch

A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!

by jendaswims April 15, 2009

whiskey sour

1. To munch down on a girl's box after making a whiskey waterfall from between her jugs, pooling in the hatchet wound.

1. Women do not like Whiskey Sours half as much as men do because it's like pouring antiseptic on an open wound.

by sufframouth January 3, 2008

sweet and sour

sweet (often used in place of the word sweet, not like in sweet like sugar, but when something cool happens)

That, sir, is the sweet and sour sound of fifty dollars going in my pocket.

by Dr, Heywood R. Floyd February 2, 2008

Sour Asshole

when a guy is giving a girl a rim job and she farts in his mouth so he throws up on her ass causing the rectum to flood with vomet

"I would lick your asshole, but you ate too many spicy burritos for dinner and the last time you pulled a sour asshole you fucked my sheets bitch"

by Captain Queef June 7, 2009

Sour Grapes

In the old fable by Aesop, a hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour.

Making several attempts to get a girl you want, getting rejected by that girl, then you realizing somewhere down the line that you dont want her because shes probably sour

"I wanted her cherry, I got sour grapes" -Milo Aukerman

by buttfuckatude January 9, 2012

Sour Cream

A derogatory word used for a pasty white person, especially one who is being racist.

White person: "Look at that nigger over there! You want some chicken? KFC's thataway!"

Black person: "STFU you Sour cream lookin piece of shit!"

by phillysfinest22 September 19, 2011