Snot Missile

Usually caused by laughing, it's a dry crusty boogie that shoots out of your nose (like a missile), because of a strong gust of air being pushed out.

After I told the joke, Frank laughed so hard that he blew a snot missile. I laughed so hard at Frank that I blew a snot missile of my own.

by Scott Too Hot July 30, 2009

snot knocker

A child, more specifically a child with a cold/runny nose.

I think I caught a cold from that little snot knocker.

by Scrotie_McBoogerballs September 28, 2011

Snaggle snot

A person who only wants to oppose you with the use of snitty remarks, grimaches, and twisting your words around aguing. This is all done in a polite, but miserable manner.

When you talking to wife first thing in the morning and she's alittle sick. Not matter what you say, she is being negative and implying your stupid . Given enough time, she would be aguing with herself about a sunny day being sunny. Your only way to get out of this engagement is to reply 'Fuck Off, your being a fucking Snaggle Snot today!' With a laugh and quick jet out for your own good.

by Blackland Slang November 26, 2017

Paint Snot

Basically, paint snot/paint boogers are wet, combined, and made of paint

I had pull out some clump of my paint after I tried squeeze it out. Paint Snot

by Siblings_Fight July 1, 2023

Cock Snot

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019

snot water

When you barf up snot and it piles all on your shirt

Jonah had a ton of snot water while he had a cold!

by Therealbruh November 24, 2014

snot mustache

The residue sometimes left above one's upper lip after a hard sneeze.

Get that child a tissue so she can clean up that snot mustache!

by anonymous October 9, 2014