Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

slufer

A girl who looks like a slut, but is still a virgin.

That girl is such a slufer. She's so lucky.

by Galaxypig April 1, 2015

Australian slumber party

Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.

Definition:

1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.

Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?

Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.

by Rontheman144 September 18, 2011

slumber party

awesome band, made in SC, HMB, SM, B-town, and what not. they = love.

lets go to HMB and listen to slumber party in action!

by oliviaaaaaaa August 31, 2008

Suber

to be the blackest of the black and beat up on little white boys with glasses, and is a total asshole

A) stop beating up that white kid
B) Na get fucked im doing a suber

by Steakchips May 3, 2011

stuber

Another word for poop

I need to go stuber!

by Andrew Martinson July 20, 2008

Stuber

One who is very stupid and lacks common sense

Why did she lick her boob?
She is such a stuber!

by Rectalexam124 December 13, 2012