slimy palm flopper

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“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

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slimy palm flopper

actual fucking retard

“2+2=4” your such a slimy palm flopper

by …457 March 8, 2023

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Slimy 69

After the man creampies his date then they 69 so they can each taste their mixed juices.

After I gave her a creampie, she turned around and gave me a slimy 69.

by SexyInJersey March 9, 2023

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Slimy Snail dick

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Man go suck on a slimy snail dick you bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

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slimy slug

When you finger a girl, and then stick your finger in her ear.

"I didn't give her a wet willy, I gave her the slimy slug"

by nitrodiesel1234 February 2, 2023

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A slimy slooge is the phrase used to describe when a horny man, captures an eel from the ocean, puts it in a bucket, carries the bucket to a random hot ladies house, then breaks into the bedroom, waits for the woman to go in the room and start taking off her clothes, then taking the eel out of the bucket, taping it to your dick and running around the room screaming, “GIVE ME HEAD YOU SILLY MONKEY” as the eel is thrashing around.

The man woke up and chose to give a slimy slooge to the girl he saw at the pool yesterday.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

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