The ACT of securing paper money connected to translucence high test line in a public area while staying hidden. When someone attempts to retrieve the seemingly Lost cash the fisherman pulls or reels the cash out of reach. Usually a sport performed with $50 bills or larger for maximum comedic effect.
Dude I just went sidewalk fishing today and totally tricked some rich bimbos into chasing my money.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
I could have swore I saw sidewalk fishing in that R. crumb comic.
I went sidewalk fishing when some fat old bastard walked up, and dearly fell on his face chasing my c note.
by Goatmangold September 02, 2022
by Philexicon January 01, 2024
1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.
*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011
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