by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

The lord of communism, the greatest living in the universe and everyone simps for him. No one can compare to his greatness. He is running for president and his vice president will be phill swift. Shrek is god, shrek is life, SHREK IS SHREK.
All hale shrek!
by BIG POGGERS DUDE November 11, 2020

The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.
Shrek is mine
by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.
by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019

by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019
