Stoketistics

False statistics created for the effect of soliciting a reaction.

Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!

by DaWisest September 11, 2025

shoetastic

the opposite of awesome

I’m not shoetastic…

by hooott January 14, 2026

es shkettit

something you say when you are hyped

ok girl es shkettit let's go beat her ass!!

by khia 10000 November 16, 2018

Shakota / Shokota

Shakota- fun/good looking/sound

Shokota- boring/ugly/annoying

“Today was so Shakota”

“Taylor is bare Shokota so friggin annoying”
Shakota / Shokota

by Jeshley September 2, 2020

Drive-by-Shoeting

Shoeholics obsessed with taking photos of shoes in store windows without trying on or buying.

A "Oh wait! Love those shoeboots! Must get a photo!"
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."

by creativegoddess November 12, 2011