When a man can't urinate as planned due to some sort of outside obstruction that's causing severe loss of concentration. This can include other men talking, little privacy, or even no sound at all. This can usually be overcome by thinking of something completely random, like teddy bears on a jungle gym covered in mustard, or any Beatles song.
Man: Psst, dude, did you piss in there?
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
Dude: No man, it was way too loud, and the urinals didn't have dividers!
Man: Yeah no shit dude! I had to fake and shake!
Dude: Me too man!
*High Five*
*Awkward Pause*
Together: We need to get laid.
by YapmelkXela October 02, 2009
The practice, primarily by men from NJ, of looking away as they shake your hand. Sometimes it's to see if there's someone more important in the room as they enter, other times it's a subtle reminder that they're glad you had a chance to meet them.
I just met your friend Joey, does he have a lazy eye? He seemed to be looking at something else while he was shaking my hand or did I get The Jersey Shake?
by C Ezra III May 29, 2012
by war-su-gi January 25, 2003
A funny, entertaining, and visually appealing web browser RPG game. It originated from Germany and is rather new in the United States.
by Joe888888 April 04, 2010
1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
Daya : He shakes his spear.
Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??
Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.
William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
by zingeraddict October 08, 2011
The only time a bunch of straight guys can dance in their underwear and not be considered in anyway gay
Person 1: Dude why are you watching gay porn?
Person 2: No man it's a Harlem Shake video
Person 1: Sure...
Person 2: No man it's a Harlem Shake video
Person 1: Sure...
by couple2tree February 17, 2013
by fine dime brizzle December 11, 2006