shag particles

Particles that occur during friction between two people, during sexual activities. They cannot be seen by the naked eye but are present and can be felt.

When a man and a women are enaging in sexual beahviour, the shag particles occur.

by Lil chick! December 1, 2010

Shag Wagon

A van used for having sexual intercourse in the back. A term personified by the great pizza delivery driver, Gary Burgess.

"I can rarely pick up any chicks driving this shag wagon, but it sure has its perks when I do!"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

by El chicken January 4, 2015

tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.

That's clearly just tactical shagging!

by Becks;) December 13, 2014

SHAG MCNASTY

A DUMB THICCCCC DEER AND I MEAN IT MAKES YOU GO "DAMN THATS A SHAG MCNASTY"

SO INTHE WOOD YESTERDAY WE SEEN A 4. BUT IN THE WAS THAT GOT DAMN SHAG MCNASTY.

by D-WOP MCNASTY January 29, 2020

shag artist

Someone who regularly has sex with lots of different people and finds it easy to get laid.

Hey, you don't wanna go out with that guy/girl -- I hear they are a real shag artist; they'll probably cheat on you!

by Pricker-dicker July 16, 2011