serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.

Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."

by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007

Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011

Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.

Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.

by BellaW January 4, 2009

Senior Prank

A legacy. A well planned, well executed senior prank is perfect for that. The whole point of the senior prank is to leave a memory, for you, your classes, your teachers, and your community. A senior prank is a mark of school spirit.

Senior Prank


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by Dj Blaze February 23, 2009

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question

Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?

by Randoni April 6, 2009