scorched

A hot, sexy piece of ass

Wow, he must be scorched!

by Ryan April 17, 2004

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

scutchyy

An individual who strays from the crowd at a pool party to change into a pair of long johns with bathing trunks or a speedo on top. A scutchyy also wears an old captain or airpline pilots hat in which goggles and a chin strap are attached. This aforementioned hat hugs scutchyy's gobbler.

"That man in the pilots hat is such a ridiculous scutchyy but he is the life of the pool party."

by fat lip, zmaster, l to the enzo July 5, 2006

sturchio

to hook up with a girl.
chick that billy hooked up with.

dude you totally pulled a sturchio

by javier rodriguez October 2, 2007

Scutchio

Perfection. A walking Utopia.
A God like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the Holy one.
Can also be related to his works; a goal machine. A superstar footballing icon.
Sheer Genius.

Opposite of Sokaldo (also known as 'the fake')

"Oh my word, father. Who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?"

"That is Scutchio."

"Ahh, that explains it."

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Another Scutchio performance (Magnificent, unmatched, perfect)

by Stone Cold Steve Austin May 9, 2008

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

Scorched Muffin(s)

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

by Wildman582 November 2, 2011