When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.
by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021
by 666thedevil October 16, 2018
by TinyNipp July 9, 2021
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018
A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.
by NoxMelo November 13, 2021
Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 30, 2019
when your a full blown fucking retard and decide to rip off, set up, rought anyone type of shit you will be scotched.
A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.
hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
A man who is already allocated the job ...the 7foot big motherfuckin scary psycotic will drug, kidnap, and rape the fuck out of you aka ...a man and upon waking MAJORITY LIKE 99.9% OF THE TIME. this is the most de-masculating fuckin thing ever and if you fuck up enough in the game i swear to god mothefruckers will get you.
hilarious as it is not many are heard about after that...
"Fuck that cunt he owes 10s of thousands and wants to fuckin brag about a big wad of cash, scotch him"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
"have you spoken to gary lately? nah heard that motherfucker was scotched"
by Harmony Mills October 20, 2022