Scrunkly

An angry old person who looks like a raisin.

“That scrunkly old man just yelled at me.”

by ur a penguin March 29, 2022

shunk

n. a slurry of faeces and spermatozoa. A portmanteau word, combining shit and spunk. Alloyed where the sun don't shine, its sole destiny, it would seem, is to seek The Light.

Terry squirmed in the chair, as another shift of shunk claimed a third pair of panties.

What goes up, must come down, mused Nicky as another ooze of shunk arrived.

Passion spent, Desire defunct; all that's left is dust and shunk.

by jdxyzzy June 1, 2010

Shunked it

Hitting a curb at excessive speeds.

Holy shit Andy you just shunked it back there in the mall parking lot.

by Justin Wendt April 22, 2006

shunk

very uncool

you are very shunk

by buttsnicker March 14, 2010

shunk

A fit,lean, often well muscled woman who is sexually attractive. A neologism derived from the combination of the words she + hunk.

The shunk on the street showed off her chiseled abs with a tummy bearing tank top.

by sheldon September 1, 2008

SCRUNKLIES

The best people in the world I must say

Person 1: “omg they are literally the best ppl ever”
Person 2: “IK RIGHT THEYRE MY LITTLE SCRUNKLIES I LOVE THEM SM”

by stinky9000 September 27, 2021

Shunkygate

The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet.

Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a Loch Ness Peaker.
A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery."

by Shunky-Monkey December 14, 2008