Getting Shmeckled

Getting irrationally horny and high at the same time.

Bob: I'm Getting Shmeckled tonight!
Jimmy John Joe Jam the Third: What's that?
Bob: I'll show you later ;).

by Succ Plate July 7, 2021

Bombie Shmeckled

A way to say someone has taken or loves BBC

Bro definitely got bombie shmeckled last night

by Garbutt January 13, 2025

You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

Simão, you're my schmecker

by Seal077 June 7, 2022

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schleckies

A disgustingly, yummy tasting meal with shrimp, peas and chinese noodles and sauce.

Girl 1: "Hey have you tried some of Marvin's Schleckies"
Girl 2: "What is shleckies"
Girl 1: "Its just about the best shit you'll taste in your mouth xD"
Girl 2:"Fuck lets go get some, and get shittered on Captin J afterwards!"

by shesthagal83 January 23, 2009

schickler

Referring to a homosexual man who overuses punctuation in text messages.

A: Omg!!!!!!!!!! That. Is. So. Amazing.

B: Dude, that's so schickler.

by timmyjai December 3, 2010

schmakledackles

When you don't want to cuss at your parents or boss, or you just want to impress everybody, this is what you say.

"Oh my schmakledackles!"

by McPlayers201.0 March 15, 2014