What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.
Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)
Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.
Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!
(Fight ensues)
Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.
Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!
by Lalton August 28, 2011
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by mygodhe'shot June 8, 2011
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verb: to shloppy.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.
To shloppy someone is to launch, from close range may i add, a soaking wet handful of tissue into someone's face whilst they are passed out on the sofa. The person throwing will shout shlo-oppp-y in a high pitched voice moments after impact. Traditionally, the victim's reaction is caught on several mobile phone video cameras so the moment can be cherished over and over and over again.
1. (a):DJ got shloppied again last night, twice!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.
2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!
(b):poor geezer, he's always the first one to nod off
(a):it was well funny
(b):do you remember when big Kenny hit him with the shloppy?
(a):ha hah ha hah ha ha.
2. (a):Shlooooopppppyyy!!!
(b):Wanker!!
(a):ha hah ha ha ha hah
(b):you're such a prick!
(a):ha ha hah hah ha ha ha
(c,d,e...) :ha ha hah hah hah ha ha ha!
by Mr Lowca August 11, 2006
Get the shloppy mug.The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009
Get the schlapping mug.schlupp is an amazing sexy guy that has the biggest cock ever i think its arounf 15 inches and has a huge booty
look at that schlupp
by beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep June 3, 2009
Get the schlupp mug.The art of rubbing two penises onto each other so they go into each others foreskin. Named because it makes a 'schloping' sound.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
Can also masturschlop but if you have long fingernails your foreskin might tear.
by vinhuh September 16, 2014
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