Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

Scattergood Friends School

A quaker boarding school in west branch, lowa. "college prep, " manifested through over-scheduling students and assigning them copious amounts of homework, all while taking their phones at night and giving them a bedtime. Notorious for its student work program, which is a fantastic source of child labor that parents pay tuition for. Also notorious for its farm immersion program for the first month of the year, which includes even more child labor with some good-natured farm trivia sprinkled in. Led by an out-of-touch administration that gets away with being racist, transphobic, and homophobic, despite being a "progressive" school. Huge drug/alcohol problem - there's not a lot to do at a d-list boarding school in the middle of an lowan cornfield except develop a nicotine addiction from the jul you bribed some senior to buy you in lowa city. Students often transfer out at the end of the year (or even at semester), with few making it all four years. Only notable alumnus was a bolivian president that everyone in bolivia hated.

“why’s that get taken down?”
“because Scattergood Friends School doesn’t believe in freedom of speech”

by johnscattergood May 21, 2022

flatbed scanner

Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.

"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."

by Norman July 24, 2004

Scatter

A whore who is all over the place

Man, that chick is so scattered her vagina is the size of a large cheese pizza.

by dgfdgdg July 18, 2011

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

santeria

A type of voodoo or a song by subline

I dont practice santeria, because i have no cyrstal ball.

by thisisitbaby August 10, 2009

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003