Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.
When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.
by Ruthozark September 28, 2017
Get the Uber Sassmug. The act of doing something sassy in summer whilst summertime sadness blasts in the background. often mistaken with wintertime sass and springtime sass.
by manicantthinkofapseudonymname March 2, 2014
Get the summertime sassmug. to finish something.
bro any more weed..sassed it
also means weed seasion
(smoked) (finished) (blaze) (sassy) (weed)
bro any more weed..sassed it
also means weed seasion
(smoked) (finished) (blaze) (sassy) (weed)
herd the bro got a hiding last night.
yeah he got sassed for talking bref
got us a sass?
na bro smoked it
yeah he got sassed for talking bref
got us a sass?
na bro smoked it
by strizz boogie March 5, 2016
Get the sassmug. by Dontknowname July 18, 2021
Get the Sassmug. A low tone of voice used when you are sassing or insulting someone under your breath, usually heard only by the hypersonic ears of Mothers
by Davide10Doc June 9, 2019
Get the Sass Whispermug. Gerard: Move peasants I am the sass master and I'll get the whole black parade to run you the fuck over!
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
Get the Sass mastermug. The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.
You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick
3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.
Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!
RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG
Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
Get the Couch Sassingmug.