McDonalds Salad

The act of smoking pubes through your girls ass. You can also smoke weed in the girls ass like you would do with the salad being the weed or the pubes. You can put your penis in her mouth or asshole to resemble the chicken in the salad. Cumming in her ass could also be an action to represent the salad dressing like ranch or buttermilk dressing.

I ordered a McDonalds salad in the bedroom. She never saw it coming as I ate my salad out of her asscrack.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013

weed salad

When several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad.

Friend: "We've got a weed salad here! There's some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it's all good!"

by Qeqeneq May 13, 2009

cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.

I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

fuckboy salad

A place or setting with a lot of fuckboys. Usually mixed and tossed together like salad.

"This classroom is a fuckboy salad."

by TrapDinosaur November 16, 2015

lead salad

a term for a vicious spray of bullets made up by the narrator of Fight Club, as he makes his escape from Police Headquarters during his efforts to foil Tyler Durden's plans to blow up the major credit card company buildings.

"First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?"

by Robert "Bob" Paulson October 17, 2008

Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.

Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad

by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017