Shrek

The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤

Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.

by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019

Shrek

god

Have you payed to our lord and savior Shrek

by Antonio20050418 February 1, 2019

Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.

Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.

by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

by Oofer. June 9, 2018

Shrek

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.

Shrek is hot.

by eggsandwhich April 21, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is God shrek is life shrek is chicken noodle soup and rice

Lord farquad gets fucked by shrek

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022