Shrek

A state of feeling grossed out and disgusted after encountering someone or something.

“Those new sketchers make me feel shrek”

by Highkite7 August 18, 2019

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

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An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.

Shrek is love shrek is life

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

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a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

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The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

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Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...

Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!

He didn't return tomorrow.

by yomahbroski December 13, 2019

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