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Roffle McWaffle

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!
by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009
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roflolomglmao

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
Out
Loud
Oh
My
Gosh
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
"Wow i am roflolomglmao at the guy who threw his shoes at George Bush."
by roflolomglmao January 28, 2009
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ROFLOLBAG

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ROFLOLMAO

an epic mashup of the three words for depicting an unusual en very funny moment
Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughin
Out
Loud

My

Ass
Off
A: im sexy!
B: ROFLOLMAO !!!
A: WTF ?
by cloudtt2 January 3, 2012
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roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.
Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.
by Helman May 3, 2005
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Roffis

An ancient word of Slavic/Russian derivation for a tribe of nomads/gypsies in Eastern Europe. "Roff" means to come before and is" means covering or skin. The come before skin is the foreskin. Roffi (plural) is the group or clansmen who traded in foreskin's in what is modern day Ukraine. They also were notorious for the famous "smegama ball". An ancient munition loaded onto catapults and hurled at lemmings trying to rush and drown themselves in the Baltic Sea. They also used the smegma balls as an aphrodesiac and firestarter.
"Roffis, load the traps"

"Look at the Roffi streaming towards the sea"

"Roffis come get the sack from last years Bris!"
by Art Wall April 9, 2008
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roffelmayoh

The pronunciation of the phrase ROFLMAO. Roffelmayoh is generally used to parody those who do use ROFLMAO. It can be followed by a lot of exclamation marks, with the occasional '1' thrown in, and even better, the word 'one'. See roffel, see roffle
That was a PHUNNEY site! Roffelmayoh!!!!111oneone11one1one11!!!
by Kevin August 5, 2003
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