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River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...
River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!
by Mr. J. BENT December 10, 2009
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River of Golden Dreams

When your girl reaches deep REM sleep you get up an urinate all over her face.
So my bitch tells me she was too tired to have sex last night...so I took her down the River of Golden Dreams
by JTKC June 16, 2008
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River Forest

A wealthy town in the western suburbs of Chicago in Illinois. River Forest is known for it's beautiful houses, expensive cars, and old money lifestyle. One of the richest towns in Illinois.
Out of towner: oh my goodness this place is amazing look at all the beautiful houses. What town is this?

Friend of Out of towner: This is the one and only River Forest
by Inthewrightwitfrank September 23, 2011
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River Falls, WI

A town in western Wisconsin of roughly 15,000 people. There is an agricultural-based state university and Bum's Park, a grungy, high-school age congregational center where shitty drugs and half-smoked cigarettes are consumed. unknown to this group of teenage fucks is a legitimate drug supply that consists of marijuana, ecstasy, and soft core opiates like vicodin. Since there is not a healthy supply of activities, many teenage kids abuse this drug supply and fail in their pathetic studies.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dude, Wheres the party tonight?
Person 2: Its definitely NOT in River Falls, WI.
Person 1: But why d00d?
Person 2: Cuz it sucks ass here man.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Lets just go smoke this schwag at Bum's
Person 1: Aight kewlz.

Example 2:
River Falls fucking blows, But there is good weed there bro,
If you know where to find it.
by M1DW3STMASSACR3 April 5, 2010
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River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
by StanCan January 23, 2007
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River Ridge Middle School

River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.

Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.

Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?

you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.

rrms sucks 🍑
*bell rings*
*first period*

teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing

emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap

girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass
by water bottle;) September 6, 2021
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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
by kj21 April 28, 2009
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