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Vagina Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.
Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world
by Buddhafish July 20, 2012
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Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
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system reset

The act of taking a poo in a household toilet
"Right guys, I'm off to go and have a system reset"
"You might not want to go in there for a while, I've just done a system reset"
"Phoah, it smells in there, have you just done a system reset in there? Afraid so."
by samuel_wade January 15, 2017
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universal_reset

universal_resetIs hot
by Urlocaltauruss December 25, 2020
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Russian reset

The action of unintentionally dropping a combo, only to hit the opponent with a raw super immediately afterwards.
"I ended up doing a Russian reset when I accidentally dropped my combo, but hit the opponent with a raw super because they tried to mash out."
by Googeriah August 5, 2021
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Universe Reset

A group of highly unstable retards whose only job is to make one person's life a living hell. Also known as "gangbanging" him/her into hopeless despair of ones useless fucking life. One invested with about twenty six alternate accounts mostly maid by the princess herself.
"Hey do you know about Universe Reset?"
"You mean those retards who can't tell a word from a letter?"
"Yup."
by Grim__ April 10, 2022
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Password Reset Day

The unmistakable shitstorm that takes place when your company policy forces you to reset your password and you become locked out of all systems. It's probably better to take the day off.
MM: I can't access the VPN, my emails, my laptop and my wife is probably going to leave me because I can't message her. I think my WiFi stopped working too.
TP: Password reset day?
MM: I hate Password reset day.
by imkmm April 19, 2022
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