Regret Wanking

When you regret something horrible you've done sexually but power through and masturbate over it continuously, over and over again untill you feel the need to tell your mother.

Mam, dad challenged me to go a week Regret Wanking and Ineed to come clean.

by cfghh July 31, 2012

no regrets

An excuse for doing something rashly. Usually used in a very childish manner and for actions that aren't really that big of a deal. Often used with the shocker hand signal.

See YOLO.

Sarah: OMG, I can't believe we just did that thing we just did! #noregrets

Kylie: I know right! No regrets!

by Somebody That You Used To Know November 14, 2012

pizza regret

The feeling after spending a lot of money on a lot of takeout food and realising afterwards that it wasn't a good idea.

The 'buy one pizza get one free' offer looked so tempting on the takeout website, but now it's two days later and I'm still eating the leftovers so I'm suffering from total pizza regret.

by MTurtle July 21, 2013

refresher

A term applied to a person who constantly navigates the internet; specifically internet forums, blogs, and chatrooms. The 'refresher' is termed so because they usually sit infront of their computer and constantly refresh forums and chat sites to read every constant message posted. 'Refreshers' frequently enjoy posts and messages featuring their names and opinions about them, especially posts and messages in this regard made by other internet users. Insecure and self-centered, the refresher is inclined to believe that the internet revolves around them.

Used as a derogatory/pejorative term.

Average American Boy 1:"Man, I love reading EVERY new post on this site!" *refresh*

Average American Boy 2:"So do I!" *refreshes, while fat deposits rapidly form on extremities*

Average American Boy 3:"Wow. You guys are faggot refreshers. Learn how to socialize, goons."

by Bonnar May 22, 2006

Refresh rate

The period of rest between sex. Usually applies to the male and how long it takes him to become errect again. Allusion is to the time it takes a web browser to pull up a web page. Fater refresh rates being more deserable than slower ones

"Joe-Joe has a really quick refresh rate."

by Dwayne Boyd January 6, 2006

regretful

feeling sorry for thing one has thought, said or done

I truly feel regretful for an enormous amount of things I've done and said; but no longer want to feel wronged, especially by people I barely know.

by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015

Regretabate

Masturbate about something you're regretting

Kyle got caught stealing from his place of work, and was very horny, so he decided to masturbate, while regretting what he had just done hence....Regretabate

by DJenks March 19, 2008