Rejection Backhand

When a person who offers a romantic gesture is rejected but quickly recovers by saying they only meant it as friends.

Man: Hey, I'd love to fly out to see you this weekend.
Woman: I'm sorry, I'm not interested and prefer to be single.
Man: Jeez, I only meant to catch up as friends, but if you don't want to see me..

He gave me the hard sell to go out with him but when I said no, he hit me with the rejection backhand.

by TandP May 25, 2021

Financial rejection

Being accepted to a high-priced university, but receiving $0 in aid, scholarships, etc.

I got in to BU, but the financial rejection letter of $0 aid money soon followed. Hooray for working your ass off for 12 years only to attend the shitty state school of your dreams!

by This is bullshit March 30, 2010

First Rejection Syndrome

When someone gets rejected for the first time, all the other hookups that they have seem meaningless until they hookup with the person that rejects them.

Bro 1:Remember when that chick denied you?
Bro 2:Yeah it sucked. I knew I had to get with her at some point.
Bro 1:Classic first rejection syndrome.

by bkupa18 November 30, 2014

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019

Bowel Rejection

When you get that feeling you really need to shit but you've been sitting on the toilet for an hour or more and nothing comes out.

Dude, i tried taking a shit yesterday, but i got a Bowel Rejection instead.

by What_was_taken November 27, 2021

Film Recreation

A type of film that is a recreation of non-existent, lost or already existing film.

"I also like film recreations." - Some movie fan

by Ryan900USAYT April 23, 2022

Heaven's Rejection

This is usually when you get to Post Nut Clarity but someone has to punch your nuts right as you reach it.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to Keith?

Guy 2: Oh his girl had done "Heaven's Rejection".
Yeah he can't really nut or have kids for a while.

by 0Roach0 September 23, 2019