A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
by bob March 23, 2005
Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.
by the_narrator November 11, 2011
The act of stuffing your testicles into someones asshole. A relatively new fetish, it is also done to reclaim much needed body warmth during periods of hypothermia.
After falling through the ice during my last ice fishing trip with Justin Beiber, he graciously allowed me to stuff my hairy beanbag into his ass to avoid dying of hypothermia. I owe him my life for Rectum Bagging him on the ice.
by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 05, 2011
When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator
by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016
by Joshua S. Davis September 04, 2008
by Joe.long222 November 17, 2007
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by Max February 24, 2005