optic-rectumitis

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

by bob March 23, 2005

theological rectum

Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.

When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.

by the_narrator November 12, 2011

Rectum Bagging

The act of stuffing your testicles into someones asshole. A relatively new fetish, it is also done to reclaim much needed body warmth during periods of hypothermia.

After falling through the ice during my last ice fishing trip with Justin Beiber, he graciously allowed me to stuff my hairy beanbag into his ass to avoid dying of hypothermia. I owe him my life for Rectum Bagging him on the ice.

by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 6, 2011

Rectum juice in the refrigerator

When a man fingers himself so much that instead of fieces, a clear liquid comes out his rectum and puts the fluid in the refrigerator in a containor to drink lator

Friend: u wanna come to my place

Man: nah i just feel like 'rectum juice in the refrigerator.

by mc faggot fart October 11, 2016

Rectum Ripper

When you fart and it hurts

*Guy Farts* OH SHIT THAT Rectum Ripper HURT

by Joshua S. Davis October 21, 2008

7.4 on the Rectum scale

A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"

Man, I had to open the windows, cuz that was a 7.4 on the rectum scale!!

by Joe.long222 December 15, 2007

rectum chew

Eating butthole jhbgvjhdbfjhskjsdfkjdhfkjsdfkjh

Oh, rectum chew on my grandma!

by Max February 24, 2005