Quinten

A one of a kind guy with a pony-tail, who is funny and cool.
He is also a good best friend.

"I have a bestie named Quinten"

by x0miissjaimmie June 17, 2008

quaints

People to get through highschool with because you live in a small town and only have fifty people in your class and need to have a fun time with people you will never talk to again as an adult.

Me and the entire quaints had a wild night of bailing hay

by Dirty Uncle Rick June 27, 2018

quinsey

quinsey is a beautiful chick who is very smart but if you get her mad she will throw the chicken! she likes being called nora and in her free time she will tickle your whiskers... i love my bff quinsey and i appreciate her!

wow look at quinsey she’s so pretty

by bitsy betty April 5, 2018

Quintapple deg

When your girlfriend is manic - but still very loveable

Bro my girlfriend is such a Quintapple deg

by thatguy2067 August 15, 2023

Quinten

Is a noob that sucks at everything!

Aye, look at that Quinten! Such a sad sight to see!

by Candy1234 October 7, 2010

quänts

1. (noun) a mysterious number between three and four which has an undefined and undefinable value and can only be used in counting when the item it represents differs significantly in nature from the group of items being counted (for instance, a spatula when counting geese). There can be multiple quänts as long as each differs significantly in nature from all other items being counted.

2. (noun) a mysterious number between three and four which is represented in finger counting by a half-raised finger.

3. (noun) the name for an item which is counted as the quänth number in a sequence.

4. (adjective) inexplicable; otherworldly; defying the laws of the universe

1. a.) If you have three bottles of salad dressing and one cup of coffee, you have quänts bottle of salad dressing. If another bottle of salad dressing is added, you have four bottles of salad dressing. b.) If five of your friends, one pig, one squirrel, and one parakeet are in an otherwise empty room, and someone asks, "What is in this room?", you should answer, "Five of my friends." If two of your friends and the parakeet leave the room and someone asks you the question again, you would say, "Quänts of my friends."

2. one (index finger), two (middle finger), three (ring finger), quänts (half raised pinky), four (fully raised pinky)

3. When you have three shoes and one dolphin, you have quänts shoes, and the dolphin is the quänts.

4. a.) If a flaming ball glue and feathers descends from the sky and destroys your house, your life is quänts. b.) If you have a hat, you give the hat to your friend, your friend mates it with another hat which births a baby hat, dips all three hats in chocolate, gives them back to you, and you give them to the moon as a Christmas present, your friend might say, "That was quänts." c.) I woke up this morning to find I was an oyster-god-mother. It was utterly quänts.

by Jacck Quänts December 20, 2010

quinnspiracy

A situation which at first seems absurd, because someone is backing her arguments with on the spot acceptable claims. Also backed by blablablarights activists from various backgrounds shooting down any counter argument. However the claim turns out to be true, due to the huge amount of veryfiable proof and decides to erupt as one giant black death pus filled boil.

Pedro: Do you think the genators on the /v/ board do it for free? Or is there some outside person influencing what gets deleted?

Hank: Nah, they seem cool people which have standards and values we all believe in.

Pedro: But what if they get something out of it?

Hank: Like what? They do it for free!

Pedro: All I can think of what those wizards want is sex, and I bet no one is willing to sleep with them.

Hank: Nah you're just making up some ridiculous imlausible conspiracy, unless ... ~ unless it's a quinnspiracy. Let's continue shitposting, no one cares anyway!

PsychopathTinfoilhatconspiracy

by Ceasium133 August 22, 2014