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petrovabloood

super talented editor. low key scary tho. we all aspire to be them.
woah dude petrovabloood just posted an amazing new edit
by petrovabloood fan August 20, 2021
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Petroula

Petroula is sad and cries all the time
-is Petroula crying again
-yes…
by r3niia November 21, 2021
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Petronela

Originally being the feminine version of Peter is used as name for girls, not too crazy, not too sane. Makes loads of sexual jokes and loves to annoy idiots. Also used as synonym for perfect.
-How was your day?
-Petronela!
by ppperfection November 21, 2021
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Petro

Petro is a Colombian male(?) who was commonly referred as “Comandante Aureliano” in the 1980’s by an ex-terrorist organization. Petro thinks he Colombia’s messiah, but he is not more than a cheesy populist.

Gustavo Petro is a that “socialist/proggresive” cool guy who lives in the most expensive neighborhood in the Bogota suburbs, wears Ferragamo shoes, Ralph Lauren apparel, and receives money from his Gilinki’s ultra-rich banking friends. Petro also likes to receive donations in cash, specially in black plastic bags. As a true environmentalist, instead of providing his city with new garbage trucks, he preferred to purchased old recycled rusty trucks from some Florida-guy.

Petro is a candidate for the Nobel Price in Economic Science, after demonstrating (?) that increasing the money printing by the Colombian Central Bank, will also increase the income of the citizens, while no creating inflation in the process. This new monetary theory is known as MMT, or Modern Mamertus-Monetary Theory.

A Petro’s recent populist idea, is replacing millions of USD dollars of Colombian oil exports by Tourism, in the context of Covid-19. Hence, the guy is absolutely genius and should replace Elon Musk at the Tesla and Space-X boards.

He is romantic guy, and has a big heart to share with all his “mamerts”. He likes to go to the movies with Gustavo Bolivar, and do threesomes with Hollman Morris. On Monday mornings, Petro likes to be interviewed by Vicky Davila, who appears to be his enemy.
“Petro is pursued by Colombian mafias, and the establishment

“Petro will defeat the Uribismo in his 3rd presidential candidature attempt”

“Petro won’t not follow the Venezuelan-Cuban economic model, for sure”
by MrXbogota November 24, 2021
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petronie

A very beautiful creature, she's kind, amazing and very loyal.she can be abit short-tempered but she's a good person,she fall in love very easily but doesn't trust people.
She's sexy and a fashionista.petronie like looking good.She likes perfection in every thing she does.
A petronie is always the center of attention, even in a crowded room a petronie is always noticed .
Boy: you look gorgeous
Petronie: I know
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Petrol lighting

"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"
by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022
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pietrosbf

Amazing, Funny, and brilliant person who is obsessed with Pietro Maximoff and James Potter
P1:Did you just see pietrosbf posted?
P:2Yes! They’re my favorite mutual
by Mind yu April 2, 2022
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