*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021

sequined purse

A bag that is carried on the shoulder most commonly by girls from age 13-22 and sometimes by older women trying to still look young and hip. This bag is most recognizable by the reflectant sequins that will blind you if you look straight at it. Most popular colors of this bag inlude, white, gold, pink, silver and multi-sequined. One can find this type of bag at any purse stand in the middle of the mall with the girl sitting in the chair looking extremely bored. Style accompanied with this bag may include:
-blonde highlights
-tight AE jeans
-Clark's Wallabees
-fake tan
-too dark make up
-tight shirt from Body Shop
-too tight belt

I am from the south and this may just be a southern thing, but I'm pretty sure it is not.

Sequined purses are such a fad.

by heino March 26, 2006

tuna purse

a woman's vagina that smells like tuna i guess.

whoa your tuna purse is sagging

by Blud September 18, 2008

Dick Purse

A fanny pack worn in the front

He isn't playing with himself, probably getting a debit card from his dick purse.

by Cosmic Gloryhole July 25, 2017

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

man-purse

A bag often called "satchel" for its visual distinction.

" It's not a man-purse, it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one! "
As stated by a recognizable satchel-wearer.

by benjaminfuckington December 20, 2010

cock-purse

Nother word for my 'scrote.

Bitches

My cock-purse itches.

by Hellhouse December 22, 2005