Punjabi

When you're going down on an Indian girl and you get punched in the face.

I was going down on an Indian girl and then got punched in the face. She then asked me, "that was a great poon jab, ea" (Punjabi)?

by Crunk flakes March 8, 2017

Pubman

Lowlife scum who inhabit your local, their behaviour is irratic and often criminal, everyone has an inner pubman just waiting to be released after a few pints.

Y: Where's Pubman?
M: Probably shanking a dead cat

by Adkinsnigel August 2, 2018

pubba

a big bastard who doesn’t know when to shut up or how to keep things to themselves, loves talking shit and eating taco bell

what a pubba

by pubba June 15, 2021

toilet puja

The burning of incence in a lavatory in order to exorcise an unwanted ethereal presence, and counter the bad karma caused by the eating of too much curry the night before. See 'Puja'.

I have conducted toilet puja to hide my natural ungodliness.

by Guano Biscuit October 11, 2007

Punjab

The collective term for a gathering of Asian boys. Derives from the arabic 'punjaabi'; a noun describing eastern culture. The use of this term saves time in reciting all their names:

e.g. A punjab gathers outside the Kwik-E-Mart, as opposed to;
Look, there's saeed, sanjiv, mohhamed,mohhamod, umar, hassan, mohhamid and raj

A word you may find proves to become a useful tool.

by neville neville May 28, 2008

punjab

A vague sexual act performed between four or more contortionists. The act can include, but is not limited to; japs, bheezy, Qudoba, and adderol

So I gave this girl the best punjab of her life last night at Qudoba

by seandree December 16, 2009

Punjab

An abbreviated version of "Punch in the Pussy"
Pun: Short for Punani
Jab: Another word for punch

Don't make my punjab you, sucka!

by J to tha J November 8, 2007