fish principle

Fish. Acronym for "Fuck it, Shit happens." A sort of 21st century Hakuna Matata.
*shit happens*

*everyone whines*

Bob applies the fish principle: "Oh well. Fuck it, shit happens."

*bob moves on with his life, happy and not worried about whatever happened."

*everyone else keeps whining*
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the unicorn light principle

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:

Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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Chelsea principle

The larger a mansion is, the larger its ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms. Small houses have two to three bedrooms for each bathroom; large houses can have twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms.
Look at how many bathrooms this place has.
Yeah, that's the Chelsea Principle for ya.
by BoilerTFUp October 06, 2023
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Chelsea Principle

The larger a house is, the larger the bathroom - to - bedroom ratio is.
"Check out all the bathrooms in this mansion!"
"That's the Chelsea Principle for ya."
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Bioequality Principle

Bioequality principle is a principle where all intelligent life forms have the same rights as humans have and should be treated as humans in case they life among humans and with humans. Bieoquality principle is based on bioequalism and bioequality. Bioequality principle was created in order to slove possible legal, opportunity and treatment involving nonhuman intelligent life forms, such as extraterrestrials and extraphysical beings, interacting with humans and living among humans.
"Bioequality principle is really interesting and useful, it might help humans a lot in case they manage to interact with an extraterrestrial alien race or even with an extraphysical alien race."
by Full Monteirism February 15, 2021
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The Bevens principle

This principle/ law states that “nothing can be proven as false or nonexistent

Another way to phrase this is “there is always a chance for anything to happen”
Does god exist?

Well The Bevens Principle states that we can’t prove God doesn’t exist. No matter what test we do, they’re is always a nonzero chance that there is one. Same goes for just about anything else.
by Haydarken January 11, 2020
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Milley Principle

Milley Principle, n.

When a United States military officer undermines the civilian command and control of the military and Promises to betray his country to an enemy, he is giving effect to the milly principal. A person that gives effect to the Milley Principle may also be referred to as a "Benedict Arnold."

See related definition, "Benedict Arnold."
The French military does not follow the Milley Principle, so they kill their enemies first and then announce doing so.
by Constitutional Counselor September 16, 2021
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