PP privilege

The PP privilege is a magestic example of such power that can't be simply obtained, but earned. Having the PP privilege can establish dominance to those who don't wield such power and is contained in a complex system titled "PP" but be careful, being caught with sinful actions like simping whilst wielding the PP privilege can result in the amputation of the "PP" with the usage of a gardening tool.

Retard:I paid for her lunch
Intellectual: you have lost your PP privilege.

by Ppslayer2000 June 20, 2020

The Franchise-Principle

When a song sucks the first time you listen to it but after listening more often it turns out to be actually fire.
Just like the song Franchise by Travis Scott

This song „...“ is a perfect example for The Franchise-Principle

by WhoWasInParis? January 4, 2021

Well excuse me princess!

A phrase made famous by the Link of the cartoon series.

"Nice going hero!" "Well excuuuse me princess!"

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

Narcissistic prick

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***

do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..

by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016

optimus prime

Leader of the Autobot wordTransformers/word. He is wise, just, skilled and capable of transforming into a giant red truck and drivin' about. Died in Transformers: The Movie, but came back twice.

We should all try and be like Optimus Prime.

by Popcorn September 28, 2003

Scotty Principle

(n.) The defacto gold star standard for delivering products and/or services within a projected timeframe. Derived from the original Star Trek series wherein Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott consistently made the seemingly impossible happen just in time to save the crew of the Enterprise from disaster.

The premise is simple:

1) Caluculate average required time for completion of given task.

2) Depending on importance of task, add 25-50% additional time to original estimate.

3) Report and commit to inflated time estimate with superiors, clients, etc.

4) Under optimal conditions the task is completed closer to the original time estimate vs. the inflated delivery time expected by those waiting.

The following situation is a simulation of the Scotty Principle in practice.

Kirk: "The ship seems sluggish today. When was the last time you did a tune-up on the warp drive?"

Scotty: "Aye, sir. She's due. Last maintenance was 56 days ago."

Kirk: (light chuckle) "Well, what are you waiting for? An ambush from cloaked Romulans?"

Scotty: "I'll need to check how much dilithium we have in supply, but she'll be better than new in no time."

Kirk: "And that will be...?"

Scotty: "Six hours."

--- four hours later ---

Scotty: "All done, sir. Care to test her out?"

--- Enterprise taken rapidly to warp 3, does a few doughnuts, comes to a smooth stop ---

Kirk: "Scotty, there's no finer engineer in this quadrant!"

by fugitive247 September 6, 2005