rotten plum

When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.

The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.

Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”

Chicken: “Too many cocks”

Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”

by Farmer.Joe June 12, 2018

plum pooper

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums

He was eating that peach weird he is definitely a plum pooper

by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Plum Mumbler

An older man who believes he is very good in bed and brags as such. However, he is awful at cunnilingus and no one has ever told him.

"Is Herbert really as good as all that talk?"
"Nah, he's a plum mumbler."

by Zoxgrof November 6, 2017

Suga Plum

A sweet sassy single woman. Oh that's a Suga Plum.

I have no intention of settling down anytime soon, I am enjoying my Suga Plum life.

by Sexysweet October 24, 2019

Plum Borough

Child rape and government corruption capitol of the world. Diddlers are common place and on the off chance you don't overdose on ketamine you'll either get raped or be driven to suicide by the extremely unqualified teachers.

Dude 1: "I'm covered in napalm, this sucks!"
Dude 2: "At least you don't live in Plum Borough."
Dude 1: "Good point."

by golira_the_first October 21, 2020

Shitter Plum

A hardened turd pulled out by one's sexual partner which is then consumed.

The new Burlesque version of the Nutcracker features a piece titled "Dance of the Sugar Plum Faeries".
I shared a great shitter plum with my partner the other night.

by BobTheBooper February 4, 2021