Love of platypus (usually, love of kinky stuffed platypus found in the beds of small children). Note: this condition is ostracized in most communities.
Pooks 1: "I loveeeeeeeeee Franklin your stuffed platypus!"
Pooks 2: "That's strange. I think you have platypudophelia."
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid!"
Pooks 2: "That's strange. I think you have platypudophelia."
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid!"
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The act of torturing a platupus of any sort until shit comes out of its ass and then taking the shit and making it into a hot and steamy meal for the Nigerian breakfast the next day. The breakfast is then cut in half, the first half to be eaten and the second half to be molded and sculpted into a giant brown dildo used for later fucking.
"Have you seen Ted around recently?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"
"No, I heard he was taking part in the Nigerian Platupus Games."
"Oh, cool. Where do I sign up?"
by NigerianPersonality September 8, 2011
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"Negro platypussy, git r done?"
"Socks."
"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
"Negro platypussy, git r done?"
"Socks."
"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."
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A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.
2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.
2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
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by fookmoose October 25, 2007
Get the platypuss ballslap mug.When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
by Will Benson February 23, 2004
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