Ping

The sound you hear when someone sets off your gaydar.

Kristen Stewart pings louder than a U-boat in enemy territory.

by TheFrozenPirate July 15, 2010

ping food

fast food designed to be heated in a microwave

we couldn't be arsed to cook so we opted for ping food

by Claire E White January 18, 2008

Piggie Plague

A better and funnier name for the dreaded Swine Flu, or the H1N1 virus.

Mr. A: Watch out for the Piggie Plague!! AAARRGGH!!! It's got me!! uuuhhhhgghh!! *doesn't die, just falls asleep*

by JargonJunkie November 5, 2009

Ping pong ball season

Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.

"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."

"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."

by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

strip ping pong

A game where one plays table tennis and the loser must remove a layer of clothing.

Strip Ping Pong is Nikki's favourite game.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

Bad Piggies

A DAMN GOOD MOBILE GAME THAT CONSISTS OF CONSTRUCTING VEHICLES TO COLLECT MAP PIECES.

I was playing bad piggies yesterday!

by verymysteryman23 May 26, 2021

ping pong

The greatest non-video game past time on the face of the 3rd planet.

You: dood, lets go play some ping pong, damnit.

by Beanchan April 24, 2005