I Choose you Pikachu

As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.

Josh: "I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
Smacks the women*
The 'women": "We're fucking done.."

by ImOffensive August 1, 2025

pikachu

the cutest pokemon and loves to eat like a marpecko on empty stomach mode until he is full and uses thunder bolt alot and goes like piiikkaaaaaa ch u u uu u uuu uu uu u uu u u uu u u uu uu u uu u

ash: pikachu use thunderbolt
pikachu: pik-aa-chuu uuu uu u uu uu uu u uu uuu uu u u uu u uu uu u u

by ANIMEBITCH1 April 18, 2022

Pikachuing

Put a shock collar on them and then schnitz you pants

He is pikachuing his Mom.

by Sandel Handle February 13, 2025

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

Pikachuing

Pikachuing is the act of sticking your dick in an outlet (Specifically without the cover on it) whilst screaming pikachu.

Person A: yo I just practiced pikachuing last night. And I survived.
Person B: you are one dumb motherfucker.

by A guy who likes nu metal December 21, 2024

Pikachuing

When jumper cables are put on the testicles and are turned on while they are cumming inside the girl and saying “Pika…Chu!!”

I love pikachuing my girl

by Imjustbetteryouaintinmylevel May 28, 2024

Pikachuing

When you masturbate using a battery of any size.

I did some Pikachuing last night.

by LucasTheSimp April 3, 2022