One who gets fucked. The pie is a heterosexual, effeminate male whose most notable characteristics are his pansiness and his tendency to get screwed. Term originally derived from the first "American Pie" movie, specifically from the scene where the teenager goes into the refrigerator and fornicates with his mother's lemon merangue pie. Thus, the pie is, literally, "the one who gets fucked."
by Genevieve7777777777777777777777777777 October 15, 2007

by steph-rawlinson October 30, 2008

Pie is none other than icky crumpled hats with meat in them. If you want a pie, then you phail at life
A fine example of Pie would have to be:
A fine example of Pie would have to be:
by siggynomi :P July 26, 2008

by GOD(But not really) December 23, 2010

Pie is a heaven-sent consumable (food, in other words and worlds) That is fill with the flesh of people, other pies, dogs, your Uncle Fanny or chicken. We can't forget the chicken.
Judge: And what did you have for dinner last night?
Defendant at dock (or port): a pie.
Judge: The defendant has pleaded guilty to cannibalism. He is sentenced to life imprisonment without parole for 15 minutes.
Defendant whilst being dragged off: This is a conspiracy that has not being match since the Salem Witch Trials! I will have my revenge!!!!!
Defendant at dock (or port): a pie.
Judge: The defendant has pleaded guilty to cannibalism. He is sentenced to life imprisonment without parole for 15 minutes.
Defendant whilst being dragged off: This is a conspiracy that has not being match since the Salem Witch Trials! I will have my revenge!!!!!
by wellwitted July 3, 2009

another way of saying 'phone sex' so parents will not understand what you are takling about doing on the phone
also phrases like: 1) "im hungry for some pie" can mean that someone is horny and wants some phone sex
2) "heat up the oven because we are going to eat pie soon" can mean we should start flirting so i can get in the mood
3) "Im not hungry" or "im full" can mean you are not interested in having phone sex at that time
4) "i feel fat" can mean you feel like a slut because you have phone sex much to often
also phrases like: 1) "im hungry for some pie" can mean that someone is horny and wants some phone sex
2) "heat up the oven because we are going to eat pie soon" can mean we should start flirting so i can get in the mood
3) "Im not hungry" or "im full" can mean you are not interested in having phone sex at that time
4) "i feel fat" can mean you feel like a slut because you have phone sex much to often
Sarah "hey andy, i think we should eat some pie later..im getting kinda hungry"
Andy "ooh, ok. When should we start to pre-heat the oven?"
Sarah "now, im starving"
Andy "ooh, ok. When should we start to pre-heat the oven?"
Sarah "now, im starving"
by SarahPOW2 July 22, 2011

Did you see Tom last night? No - he pied me!
Woahhh did you see that massive pie that he just delivered?
Woahhh did you see that massive pie that he just delivered?
by Gingey7 August 9, 2010
