The best f*cking food in the entire f*cking history of the f*cking UNIVRESE. The pie is so awesome that you will be overtaken by its pie-tastic powers. Pie can also be used to replace any word. Pie-ology, the study of pie. there is also Pi: 3.14, and pi time, when the clock reads 3:14. LOLOL
1. can replace any word, food name, etc.
2. a time of day aka pi time (3:14)
3. can be used as a name
4. is the best food EVER
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1.
*CRASH*
Guy1: What the pie was that?!
Guy2: I just crashed your Porche...
Guy1: PIE YOU!!!!!!!

2.
Guy1: What time is it?
Guy2: Pi.

3.
Guy1: Your so f*cking stupid its almost FUNNY.
Guy2: You damn pie!!! You want FUNNY?!?! How about a bullet through your skull?!?! Oh, wait. I don't have a gun...
Guy3: Wow... you are such a stupid pie...

4.
Pie. I like pie. Pie RULZ. Yay pie. PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE.
by RaNdOm-WTF March 16, 2010
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Never wears a yellow shirt.

Does'nt Sound Like Moir.

It Completly Gay
Pie, what a legend.

if he was fat. people would shout taxi.
by steph-rawlinson September 16, 2008
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Pie is none other than icky crumpled hats with meat in them. If you want a pie, then you phail at life

A fine example of Pie would have to be:
Draelen, he is da pie. And pie must be condemned, and so must he :0
by siggynomi :P December 17, 2005
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Pie is a heaven-sent consumable (food, in other words and worlds) That is fill with the flesh of people, other pies, dogs, your Uncle Fanny or chicken. We can't forget the chicken.
Judge: And what did you have for dinner last night?
Defendant at dock (or port): a pie.
Judge: The defendant has pleaded guilty to cannibalism. He is sentenced to life imprisonment without parole for 15 minutes.

Defendant whilst being dragged off: This is a conspiracy that has not being match since the Salem Witch Trials! I will have my revenge!!!!!
by wellwitted July 3, 2009
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another way of saying 'phone sex' so parents will not understand what you are takling about doing on the phone

also phrases like: 1) "im hungry for some pie" can mean that someone is horny and wants some phone sex

2) "heat up the oven because we are going to eat pie soon" can mean we should start flirting so i can get in the mood

3) "Im not hungry" or "im full" can mean you are not interested in having phone sex at that time

4) "i feel fat" can mean you feel like a slut because you have phone sex much to often
Sarah "hey andy, i think we should eat some pie later..im getting kinda hungry"

Andy "ooh, ok. When should we start to pre-heat the oven?"

Sarah "now, im starving"
by SarahPOW2 July 22, 2011
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Verb - to reject, ignore or stand someone up. Often shown by a 'pie to the face' action
Did you see Tom last night? No - he pied me!

Woahhh did you see that massive pie that he just delivered?
by Gingey7 August 9, 2010
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girl:Wow! this pie just gave me the best taste-gasm!
guy: -___-
by GOD(But not really) December 23, 2010
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