Asian Picnic

You take a large and sturdy picnic basket and cut a hole in the bottom. Then you have a petite girl, in many cases an Asian, sit in the basket on your “pickle” in a “sweet” (vaginal intercourse) or “sour” (anal penetration) position. You then proceed to hang the basket from a ceiling fan by a rope. From here your just turn on the fan and enjoy as the “chef peels your cucumber”, in other words as the hoe oscillates on your dick. Whether the fan is on low, medium, or high depends on the size of your “salami”, or how “ripe her fruit” is.

yo I took that bitch on an Asian Picnic last night

by LDL & D.W. July 16, 2008

swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

by screamin seagull July 26, 2009

piznit

Large penis. Penis is the shit

You gots da PIZNIT YALL!!!

by nasal puff May 13, 2005

Anal Picnic

The event of eating food out of ones ass in a picnic setting.

We had a family outing at an anal picnic the grapes came out a little weird though

by Off Brand's definitions December 1, 2016

picnic

A term used to describe the gatherings held in slave days when slave oweners would "pick-nigs". The "g" was replaced with "c" to create a more PC word.

Lets go to the picnic to get some new slaves

by dr. stevenson May 9, 2009

Picnic

Urban:
Having sex, doing the nasty nasty, doin 'it' , bangin', juicin, gettin jiggy, boning, smash, oral, or making sweet love IN THE PARK or a very otherwise public area.

Real:
A man sliding his erect penis into and out of a woman's vagina while sharing exclamatory dialogue

ex:
My friend Joannabananajellyfishjulie and i had a picnic in the park. I brought her a banana and she brought some other food, . . . we both ate out.

by Tank Engine ! October 7, 2007

picnic

A sex party and/or orgy where everyone must have at least one sexualy transmitted disease(std)

My balls itch, that must have been some picnic last night.

by The Albino Rhino April 17, 2004