Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian Haymaker

A move to use during a fight. A jump kick in which you're hitting the other person with your balls.

I'll geve 'em the old Peruvian Haymaker. See if he ever messes with me again.

by Araik199 January 18, 2022

Peruvian President

when somebody is “ran through,” just like how there have been six Presidents of Peru in five years, they’ve had many partners in a short time.

“Man, I’d like a night with her!”
“Ah, you don’t want her, she’s a real Peruvian president”

by Perseph December 8, 2022

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017

Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)

When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.

by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025