rl-peen

rl - Real Life

peen - Penis

As opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet penis, or ego.

e.g. - Where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. Another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).

Girl 1: OMG I just felt Stai's cock while we were dancing!!

Girl 2: Like, his rl-peen??

Girl 3: More like rl-schlock!!

Girl 1: Wait, you've felt his schlock too?!?!!??

Girl 3: *Blushes* Oh honey, I've done more than just feel those JNS guys schlocks..

Girl 1: You fucking snizz!!

by JNSphoLYFE February 16, 2010

wean & peen

during intercourse at the height of a partner’s arousal, a man pulls out of the his partner’s vagina or anus, firmly grasping his erection with one hand the man use a ball-peen hammer in the other hand to aggressively peen (aka strike) his erection until he ejaculates onto his partner’s face

Susan was close to climax when Alec pulled out and began to wean & peen.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Snipped Peen

A name for someone called Phoenix

In a deep voice Snipped Peen exclaimed "Here Sir!"

by Rya1x October 17, 2021

skin peen

an uncircumcised penis with an inordinate amount of skin

"I was hooking up with skin lips and was horrified to find he also had a skin peen."

by Skin Peens 4 Lyfe August 4, 2009

Sheen Peen

Sheen Estevez's peen

Gotta love some Sheen Peen

by Darth Sheen December 7, 2019

Peen Eye

Playful name for a penis.

Come see what is in my shorts.....it's my Peen Eye!

by jakson007 November 12, 2021

peen weenis

When someone hits you with a peen (back part of a hammer) on your weenis (elbow skin) usually at the doctors to test your reflex.

Person 1: bro yesterday my doctor gave me the peen weenis test

Person 2: aw I feel sorry for u man

by Festerisfestering April 23, 2018