Paul

Is a very unique human being. If he asks you what the word environment means tell him he’s very ugly and has a small penis, which in fact is true. Also he looks like a quagga mussel.
Why are you such a Paul.
by Raidersader February 26, 2018
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Paul is fucking doosh that goes ahead and fucks random chicks of the streets. More likely hiding it from the place behind the odd bar in the middle of town square. HE get's the bitches because he's smart and only semi-cute, but plays too much Fortnite. IT makes no sense and his main bitch is a SARAH. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Welp that's over with. Now I hopefully the F-. OH SHIT! UHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I GOT TO GO
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Suck Dick Paul

Paul is a Doosh
Paul is a Epic Gamer
by Why do I write this stuff? April 13, 2020
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fat ugly and is related to ajak and not the most amazing guy
by NAG456 November 29, 2018
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Hes a short laid back kinda guy. Kinda crazy, and psychotic, laughs at offensive jokes. Sometimes goes by the name Dennis.
by Big dragon dad October 11, 2019
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When someone is being a real boomer.
Person 1: Kids nowaday don't know anything
Person 2: This person is such a Paul
by bigboomer December 20, 2019
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Paul is a an amazing person, he can sometimes be grumpy but who doesn’t love a Paul? He has heart that is as warm as the sun shining in the sky, seriously. Have we forgot to mention that Paul’s can usually been seen hanging around a joe? Because they are inseparable!
Person 1 - “Hey Paul
Paul - “Yeh, yeh, one second I’m just on the phone to Joe”

... the next day

Person 1 - “Are you done yet?”
by Sofia Cuggelli January 23, 2018
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A man who broke glass at a child’s hockey game. The crazy hockey dad.
by Mustardmen July 05, 2019
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