No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".

You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox

by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

Paradox Interactive

Stockholm Syndrome: the company

Paradox Interactive on their way to lock even more shit behind another fucking paywall

by epicstench October 27, 2022

Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023

The Sukuna Paradox

When a 2D character is a minor but is possessed by a second creature over the age of 18 that sometimes fronts the body and is thus simped on by the adults in Fandom.
A morally grey area that upsets Puriteens.

"You can't sexualise Meliodas he literally looks like a child!"
"Ah ah, that's The Sukuna Paradox, he's not a kid."

by Touchgrassfortheloveofgod April 14, 2022

Pretzel Paradox

When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.

Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.

by Cadene20 April 26, 2019

war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out

have you ever heard of the war paradox

by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022