Ostrich

An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes

Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.

by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019

Ostrich Taming

Getting your grandpa to put his beer down and come to the table for thanksgiving.

"Who's ostrich taming tonight"
"Not me"

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

ostrich coded

a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.

much like ostriches lay eggs.

daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner

by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024

the ostrich dance

The Ostrich Dance, also known as the "Sweatshirt Monster", is a video fad that involves putting one's legs through the sleeves of a hooded sweatshirt and dancing awkwardly to hip hop music.

Hey dude, that chick is totally doing the the Ostrich Dance.

by breaking benjamin November 25, 2013

Ostrich Bird

a sexy ass bird with stylish fur, very fast and doesn't like emu's since they mock ostriches

ostriches like to play, eat, run, and ignore emu's.
some emu's are nice to ostriches.

woah that ostrich bird just smacked those wannabe Nazis!

by RealKittyAndCats March 1, 2017