Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

Man Organ

An instrument that you would think of as being in the string family, but in reality, it is in the woodwind family. Another term for sucking cock. Playing the man organ.

Come here Steve, you tool. I am going to teach you how to play my man organ.

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

Underground Organization

A group of people or publication that is kept secret by its members or another organization, that goes against the wishings of an administration or large group of people

a group of high school students producing a magazine not approved by the principal would be an underground organization

by H. Dumpty December 19, 2008

upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.

Elton John plays the upright organ.

by Tommy K. June 26, 2005

Organic Gender

This term best describes a person's natural gender. Useful when dealing with topics that require comparison and contrast between gender definitions that describe augmentations via clothing, surgery, drugs, or mental state.

That business sells clothing to organic gender customers only. If you are transgender, they will ask you to leave.

by Axelay June 2, 2010

phallic organ

another, more antiquated, but more appropriate name fora guy's penis

if you don't know that it's both your cajones as well as the accompanying phallic organ that are being removed when you are castrated or emasculated, you have a problem.

by Sexydimma January 31, 2017

Biological organism

Beyond human, we are the biological organism. The lowest level of categorization.

Iam "Beyond human, we are the biological organism. As humans require an ecology to survive, we are inextricably linked with the other biological organisms. Invisibly chained to a rock by need for sustenance and gravity. A rock that is (literally) surrounded by eternity. The only one around for as far as the eye can see..."

Hym "............ And?"

Iam "..... I don't know. That's all I had."

Hym "Why start things if you don't have an ending? You're going to make it seem like I associate with idiots!"

Iam "I have an ending but I don't know how to them together. I kind of start at both ends and work my way to the middle...... And I'm not an idiot!"

Hym "Jesus Christ... Alright. Get out. Go. I'm you're taking too long and I have one."

Iam "But it's my t... *Sigh* whatever. Fine..."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022