When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021
Get the Zoom Roulettemug. Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
Get the Zoom cutmug. A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.
After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.
by FireMaidn May 29, 2021
Get the Zoom Babymug. The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.
Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.
by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020
Get the zoom facemug. When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.
I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.
by Insert creative title April 22, 2020
Get the Zoom effectmug. A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
by FireMaidn May 28, 2021
Get the Zoom Babymug. A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.
My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.
by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021
Get the Zoom dickiemug.