Swan pond

Very elite group of swan-necked hoes. No swamp pigeons or mud ducks allowed! see also bevy. see also swan-necked hoe.
What happens in the swan pond stays in the swan pond!
by dj8up May 06, 2008
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The Pond

The portion of the Pacific Ocean between the West coast of the US and Hawaii.
It's gonna take us about 5 hours to jump the pond in that 757.
by Rnw124 September 05, 2007
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Mill Pond Village

A housing project in east windsor in which people from hartford or people on welfare reside. most are black and run around claiming to be thugs of some sort when most likely they dont know the definition. during the summer youll see people in the dump swimming pool or flooding the basketball courts. basically, its a dump. and should be demolished completely
"hey you wanna play ball?"
"sure where at?"
"mill pond village"
"HELL NO, so this little 12 year old can claim hes a blood and go home to suck mommy's tit?"
by UncleStacks June 02, 2012
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Central College Pond

A gross, disgusting, germ-infested 3 foot deep body of "water" located in the middle of Central College's campus in Pella, Iowa. Students get thrown in it for their birthdays and ice skate on it in the winter.
"Ew, the Central College pond smells today!" "Today? It smells every day."
by centraldutch November 18, 2011
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Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress
After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.
by D Flawless December 08, 2019
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dirty duck pond

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.
by Broncogal February 08, 2016
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minnesota shrimp pond

The sexual act of jizzing in your partners belly button, and soaking your balls in such man gravy, then having your partner lick the man chowder off your balls.
My girlfriend ate my minnesota shrimp pond last night, I wont even let her breath my way now.
by madmitch612 January 16, 2011
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