Fair Lawn

1) An extremely boring, crap town in Bergen County in northern New Jersey where the coolest place to hang out is a Dunkin Donuts.

2) A town where less than fifteen people know how to have a decent, mind-stimulating conversation.

3) What you can use to call any place of complete misery.

"So what should we do in Fair Lawn today guys? I say we pick one of the seven Dunkin Donutses to go to and smoke a cigarette!"

"Dude, I was at Mike's party yesterday, and it was fucking Fair Lawn."

by KtKrimz July 1, 2008

Lawn Mower

It’s ya girl lawn mower. Back at it again with the grass.it is a good vibe everyone loves.

Lawn mower is the best vine.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Mow the lawn

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.

"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"

by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008

Forest Lawn

The mini-Detroit of Calgary in the Northwest. AKA - the ghetto.

Person 1 - "Dude last night I went to this party in Forest Lawn"

Person 2 - "How many?"

Person 1 - "How many what?"

Person 2 - "How many casualties?"

Person 1 - "Oh.. 3, no biggie."

by Wakka July 29, 2006

Lawn Chair

to fold up like a chair after being hit

Damn did you see that tackle, he folded like a "Lawn Chair".

by SkinnyJoe666 February 9, 2010

Lawn Mower

A machine used by your neighbors that IS SO GODDAMN LOUD I SWEAR TO GOD IT UNLEASHES 69420 SCREAMING DEMONS FROM HELL

It also cuts grass.

Person 1: I was going to fix my sleep schedule but the person next to us is using a lawn mower.
Person 2: Yep, that's life for you.

by ThatBOIIIIIIIII December 15, 2019

lawn mowed

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020